All kinds of firsts...

I think in life there are a lot of firsts that we never really remember...

The first time you trip over your own feet in public and bust out the slight jog afterwards so no one knows you actually just tripped yourself..

The first time you accidentally ate the foil on the outside of the pita you are mowing down at 4am after an evening of drunken tomfoolery but it doesn't really phase you...

The first time you watch the movie 300 and end up kicking your shoe out in traffic as you re-enact the "This is Sparta" scene... (NO? That one was just me? Okay....)

Anyways...

One year ago today I was lucky enough to be a part of a day that can only be described as magical. How these two beautiful, caring, thoughtful, amazing people could have wanted me to stand up with them as they exchanged their lifelong vows still baffles me, but I still feel so honoured to have been a part of it. That day, and this past year, I'm sure has been full of a lot of firsts that they are both never going to forget.

HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY to two of my very favourite people.  Wishing you two all kinds of love and happiness today, and ALWAYS!

Things I have learned: Volume 2

I like my dog more than I like most people. Legit. Sometimes when I am at work, I wish that I could text him or call him.. you know... just to see what he`s doing!  He gives me so much love and entertainment. My life would be a lot less exciting without his squishy face, annoying whines and all those butt wiggles.

 

 

Blurred Banana Lines

Jimmy Fallon is such a stud, and I always love these performances he does with his musical guests and The Roots. One thing I've never noticed before.... what is up with the dude on the far right and the BANANA?? I didn't even know you could play a banana. Please banana man, teach me your banana playing ways!!!

Things I have learned: Volume 1

 

Legit. Don't have time to tame those unruly brows? Shouldn't have time to tell me my business.

 

 

 

My blog is back, and you're gonna be in trouble...

Greetings Loyal Followers (I mean... Hi Mom!),


After a year long hiatus, I am back in full force (or at least a week or two) to bring you just a few more wonderful insights into this magnificent mind of mine.

I've been stuck in bed the last 3 weeks living off of chef Boyardee ravioli and Netflix. After stepping on the scale the other day, I was delightfully surprised that I was 10lbs lighter than I had been the at the beginning of my Vertigo fiasco. I was thinking, "Wow! This 3 week comatose thing is really working out for my physique!!" That is of course until my roommate told me that I was probably just losing all of my muscle mass... I then realized that I probably look a lot more like Mr. Burns and a lot less like the curvalicious babe I am accustomed to seeing in the mirror each morning.

It's a hard knock life.
-K

kitimat is kind of a big deal

Giving you all a slight peek into my crossword puzzle scratchy ticket obsession. <-------- a="" actual="" an="" bad="" big="" boy.......="" figured="" font="" for="" going="" i="" kitimat="" meant="" my="" on="" scratch="" sign="" sure="" that="" this="" ticket="" to="" today="" was="" win="" word="" wrong.="">

the hungover games

each year, drunk people are selected to participate in torturous games the morning after a big night out. there's no sunglasses, no water, and no headache medicine.

The Hungover Games from Ashley Hinshaw     

speaking of grimes

the latest song i've got on repeat. she's from b.c. and she has lots of half naked dudes in her video. high five.

i don't run to look good, i'm training for the zombie apocalypse...

Only 7 months away until I am reunited with the Rick Grimes I have always been waiting for. I learned a very important lesson while watching the anxiety attack inducing season finale of the walking dead --- don't watch zombie shows when you're housesitting in a large house all by yourself. My first instinct was to turn on all the lights, but then the zombies would for sure find me. I may have sat on the floor in the dark for awhile... then I hid in bed under the covers. No zombies/monsters/bad guys will ever find you when you're hiding under the covers. I'm pretty sure that's the law or something.

march equinox my ass

happy first day of spring! proof that if you live in kitimat you have to really like snow, or you have to really, really, REALLY like snow. if i have to shovel the driveway tomorrow morning, somebody's gonna get hurt REAL bad. and when i say 'somebody' i mean my back. crap.


here's something a little more spring appropriate...

little boxes

another radtastic cover video from Walk off the Earth.



missed the first one?

the blog is back in town

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!

nope, that's a lie... more like back as another way for me to procrastinate studying for my insurance licensing exams and the only people who are going to read this are my bfff lizbo and my mom... Look ma, no hands!!

Here's a little Uncle Jesse Mullet to get it all started again. You're welcome.

hubba hubba

Promo for the greatest show to ever be on television of all time.. CONAN!
I honestly cannot even comment on this video because it's just going to get inappropriate. You all know how I feel.

nice, nice, very nice

I never can seem to get enough of Dan Mangan...

another year older, another year wiser

Yes, this is a birthday shout out to myself. Did you really think I wouldn't show myself a ridiculous amount of love today? Let's be serious. I have to admit, I woke up a little freaked out this morning. I stared at myself in the mirror for a good 10 minutes inspecting my face for signs of aging, and my hair for any grays. 24 has always seemed like such a scary age to me... when I was younger the thought of turning 24 was outrageous, as if I would never ACTUALLY be this old. Yet here I am, 24, and I don't feel any differently than I did 4 years ago. Turns out getting older isn't quite as bad as I had always thought. Let's just hope I never end up looking like this...