Things I have learned: Volume 2

I like my dog more than I like most people. Legit. Sometimes when I am at work, I wish that I could text him or call him.. you know... just to see what he`s doing!  He gives me so much love and entertainment. My life would be a lot less exciting without his squishy face, annoying whines and all those butt wiggles.

 

 

Blurred Banana Lines

Jimmy Fallon is such a stud, and I always love these performances he does with his musical guests and The Roots. One thing I've never noticed before.... what is up with the dude on the far right and the BANANA?? I didn't even know you could play a banana. Please banana man, teach me your banana playing ways!!!

Things I have learned: Volume 1

 

Legit. Don't have time to tame those unruly brows? Shouldn't have time to tell me my business.

 

 

 

My blog is back, and you're gonna be in trouble...

Greetings Loyal Followers (I mean... Hi Mom!),


After a year long hiatus, I am back in full force (or at least a week or two) to bring you just a few more wonderful insights into this magnificent mind of mine.

I've been stuck in bed the last 3 weeks living off of chef Boyardee ravioli and Netflix. After stepping on the scale the other day, I was delightfully surprised that I was 10lbs lighter than I had been the at the beginning of my Vertigo fiasco. I was thinking, "Wow! This 3 week comatose thing is really working out for my physique!!" That is of course until my roommate told me that I was probably just losing all of my muscle mass... I then realized that I probably look a lot more like Mr. Burns and a lot less like the curvalicious babe I am accustomed to seeing in the mirror each morning.

It's a hard knock life.
-K