it's a dance off

it's friday... and do you know what that means?? COOONNNANNNNN!!!

home sweet kitimat

Tonight I am off to the land of the giant snowflake. Postings will probably be scarce this week.. my mom has decided to head back to the dark ages and cancel her internet service. Her reasoning? She no longer wants to, and i quote, 'live life in the fast lane!' (she told me not to write that in my blog.. sorry mom!). I'll try to post as much as I can about all of the awesomness Kitimat is bound to bring (you KNOW there is going to be a lot of it!).
Don't miss me too much!
-K

caught in the crossfire

The first single from Brandon Flowers (lead singer of The Killers) solo album. I've had this song on repeat since hearing it for the first time on Friday. Enjoy!

letters to lizbo

To some of you June 22 is just another day, but to me it is the day of birth of my fellow golden girl. A gigantic HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY to my partner in wiseness, my awesomeness equal, my bfff PIZZLE!

ps - lizbo, since it's your birthday i paid this guy to throw a puppy at you just like you wanted!!! you're welcome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

case of the mondays

Uh oh.. looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

It's days like today that i wish Monday's were optional. Like every Sunday a menu selection would pop up and ask you "would you like to have a Monday this week?" and 95% of the time my answer would be "no, you know what, SCREW Monday!" Unless of course that Monday is a holiday.. then by all means... embrace the Monday :)

I'm still recovering from weekend dance party injuries... my calves are so sore from dancing (aka jumping up and down while whipping my hair around) at the Blarney Stone all Saturday night that the last two days i've been walking around looking like a reh-tard... it is almost like if frankenstein and a penguin had a baby.. that's the way i'm walking. It's okay if you're jealous.

rootbeer is my homeboy

Anyone who has spent time with me in the last few months knows about my new found love for Rootbeer. What started off as an innocent rootbeer flirtation has turned into a full blown sugary, magically delicious obsession. I never really thought of myself as having an addictive personality until I moved into an apartment where the sweet sweet nectar flowed so freely. The following video is the result of Jeff trying to hide rootbeer on top of the cabinet so i wouldn't be able to reach it.... FAIL!

happy friday!

The only thing that makes a friday better is a little Conan O'Brien.

Enjoy :)

slicker than your average

If your hair is anything like mine, going a day without washing makes it greasier than a BP oil spill. I seriously don't know how i lived before dry shampoo (actually, that's a lie, i just wore my hair in endless amounts of pony tails). I've only tried one brand so I can't really brand compare right now, but AG fastFWD is a freakin' miracle product. Not only does it de-greasify your roots and strands, it gives you some serious va va voom volume. 2 thumbs up, 5 gold stars and one giant high 5 for this kick booty product. Retails for about 20 bucks - soooo worth it!

who throws a puppy?

The word on the street is that a student in Germany has got some beef with the Hells Angels. As you can imagine, this gentleman wanted some sort of revenge against the HA so he did the only logical thing... he threw a puppy at them. Yes, i typed that correctly. A PUPPY! Who throws a puppy?! Honestly!!! If I had a puppy thrown at me it would probably be the best day of my life. Free puppy!!! But here's the best part... While the HA started chasing him (probably to give him a hug, wouldn't you want to hug someone who just gave you a free puppy?!) he took off in his getaway vehicle. Can you guess what it was? A BULLDOZER!! This guy must be a hugaphobe or something to want to escape that badly that he had a freakin' bulldozer!

ps - if you ever feel the need to throw a puppy (preferably a wrinkley one), please throw it at me. that is all.

digging for gold

Another day, another commute. My windows are down and some Metric is playing on the radio. I'm waiting at a red light and look over to my right and there is a woman in the car next to me with her finger up her nose. I love how people think they are in private when they're in their cars, but in reality, EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU! I'm having a good giggle when all of a sudden this woman takes her finger out of her nose and sticks it in her MOUTH!!!!

Okay people, I can maybe get the whole picking your nose in public thing, maybe there's a winner up there that's been bugging you or maybe you are trying to make your nostrils bigger for better air flow or whatever but please, i am begging you, DO NOT EAT YOUR BOOGERS!!! I highly doubt that snacking on your boogeys has any nutritional value. The last time i checked, the nutritional value of dust, mucous and hair wasn't very high. MMmmmm dusty mucousy hair balls! ...

Enjoy!

-K

blogging is so hot right now...

Welcome to the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end! I've officially jumped on the blogging bandwagon. I figured it was pretty rude of me to NOT be sharing my awesomeness with the interweb so here you have it - a blog is born!

What to expect? Rockin' music, good reads, beauty tips, ridiculous opinions, and excessive amounts of Conan O'Brien.

Enjoy :)

-K