what part of forever

I am still baffled at how such a terrible movie could have such an amazing soundtrack. This tune is by Cee-Lo Green (from Gnarls Barkley) called What Part of Forever from the Twilight: Eclipse Soundtrack. Enjoy :)

you've got the right to be my bitch!

a little friday, a little conan.

passport precious

If you're lucky, you live in a small town in the boons so the only way you can get your passport is to send it in by mail way ahead of time and be done with it. If you're like me, you're really smart (and when i say smart, i mean completely retarded) and wait til the very last possible minute (and when i say wait, i mean forget) to get your passport and have to go into the dreaded passport office.

Hailing from a small town in the boons, i wasn't sure what to expect from my very first passport office experience. As soon as i walked in i could feel the tense energy in the air. The Guard at the door (who had to have been at least 80 years old and could have been taken out by my 8 year old cousin) ushered everyone into a line up where they stared ahead until it was their turn and raced to the counter. Once they got all their papers and crap into a little bag, they gripped onto that bad boy like they were gollum and that bag was the freakin' ring of mordor. Then they sat and waited, intensely staring at the automatic number system, only looking away to scan the room to make sure no one is going to try to steal their precious. I was looking around and caught one guys eyes, and i swear he looked TERRIFIED of the fact that i was looking at him! Ok buddy, just becuase my name sounds like "Shire", i'm really short and i kind of resemble samwise gamgee, doesn't mean i'm a hobbit who's trying to steal your precious. Calm yourself.

how to trick people into thinking you're good looking

coco for the win

Just heard that the late Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien received 4 Emmy nominations for Outstanding art direction for variety, music or nonfiction programming; Outstanding directing for a variety, music or comedy series; Outstanding variety, music or comedy series and Outstanding writing for a variety, music or comedy series ! In your face Leno! High fives all around!!!

hump day amusement

Do me a favor and head to http://www.google.ca/, type in 2204355 and hit 'i'm feeling lucky'. Trust me, you won't regret it!!

those zeros, they're magnetic

The first time I heard this song (Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros), my immediate reaction was "What in the honky tonk hell is this crap?!", but now I can't seem to get enough of it. It's one of those big smile happy time summer songs. Enjoy :)

tentacled genius

I'm not really one who cares much for soccer, (besides the fact that I'm a smidgy bit proud the netherlands are gonna be in the final), but what I do care for is PSYCHIC OCTOPUSES!!!!!! This magical little creature resides in Berlin and has apparently successfully predicted all of Germany's wins in the world cup so far... but today?? Paul (that's the octopuses name.. hilarious!) predicted that *drum roll please* SPAIINNNNN will be victorious in their game tomorrow. Something tells me that Oracle Paul is gonna need some extra security if he's right. (Which of course he will be, why WOULDN'T an octopus be psychic and geniunely care about who is going to win a soccer game.. i mean OBVIOUSLY he knows what soccer is and doesn't just go for whatever food they put in the boxes that is tastier! OBVIOUSLY.) That is all.

SPOILER ALERT!!!
JUNE 7 - UPDATE: Holy crap, this octopus is a freakin' genius. Spain comes out victorious in a 1-0 win against Germany. That's it... i'm putting all my stocks into psychic octopuses.

that baby is an asshole

NEWSFLASH: Just because you've got a "baby on board" sign on the back of your car, doesn't make me feel any differently about you driving like an asshole. I think that an "asshole on board" sign would be more appropriate, because then it would count for you AND your stupid baby... because let's face it, all babies are assholes. They poop themselves, can't eat without spilling everywhere, throw tantrums when they want something... I wish I lived in a world where I could act like a baby and not be considered a ginourmous bunghole.

Wanna read about more asshole babies? Check out http://www.yourbabyisanasshole.net/.

my liver wants a divorce

Over a week of late nights, early mornings and copious amounts of alcohol make for one seriously sleepy girl. I definitely need a vacation from my vacation. My brain is way too fried to come up with something clever to write about today but i just wanted to mention that my sisters wedding in the 'mat on June 30 was totally kick ass! It had the three essential things for making a wedding awesome: good food, good people and a little bit of cross dressing...