I'm not really one who cares much for soccer, (besides the fact that I'm a smidgy bit proud the netherlands are gonna be in the final), but what I do care for is PSYCHIC OCTOPUSES!!!!!! This magical little creature resides in Berlin and has apparently successfully predicted all of Germany's wins in the world cup so far... but today?? Paul (that's the octopuses name.. hilarious!) predicted that *drum roll please* SPAIINNNNN will be victorious in their game tomorrow. Something tells me that Oracle Paul is gonna need some extra security if he's right. (Which of course he will be, why WOULDN'T an octopus be psychic and geniunely care about who is going to win a soccer game.. i mean OBVIOUSLY he knows what soccer is and doesn't just go for whatever food they put in the boxes that is tastier! OBVIOUSLY.) That is all.SPOILER ALERT!!!
JUNE 7 - UPDATE: Holy crap, this octopus is a freakin' genius. Spain comes out victorious in a 1-0 win against Germany. That's it... i'm putting all my stocks into psychic octopuses.
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