hubba hubba

Promo for the greatest show to ever be on television of all time.. CONAN!
I honestly cannot even comment on this video because it's just going to get inappropriate. You all know how I feel.

nice, nice, very nice

I never can seem to get enough of Dan Mangan...

another year older, another year wiser

Yes, this is a birthday shout out to myself. Did you really think I wouldn't show myself a ridiculous amount of love today? Let's be serious. I have to admit, I woke up a little freaked out this morning. I stared at myself in the mirror for a good 10 minutes inspecting my face for signs of aging, and my hair for any grays. 24 has always seemed like such a scary age to me... when I was younger the thought of turning 24 was outrageous, as if I would never ACTUALLY be this old. Yet here I am, 24, and I don't feel any differently than I did 4 years ago. Turns out getting older isn't quite as bad as I had always thought. Let's just hope I never end up looking like this...

a long time coming

Dear Interweb:

The rumors are true, I am currently in possesion of a brand new fur baby, MOOSE!! He is probably the cutest thing on the face of the planet. No joke. Minus his farting. At 12 lbs I can only imagine what his gas is going to be like when he gets older. Barf. But for now, goodness gracious he is adorable. I seriously get stopped by every single person in the neighbourhood so they can tell me about how cute he is. I also get stopped by people to tell me that if I take my dog outside of the house he is going to die. A big thanks to all those assholes...... NOT.
Anyways, check out these pics of Moose and prepare to be extremely jealous.

and they call ME mad?!

The A Side



The B Side

lillo-what? lillooet!!

I always knew small towns were the breeding grounds for some pretty kick ass house parties, but that still didn't prepare me for the epic-ness that was T-Baggs party in Lillooet. I swear it was the west coast version of Jersey Shore. I am still way too pooped to go into details but i will let you know one thing... if you ever think that playing Martini Pong is a good idea... you are so very very wrong. (We may look excited in the pic for winning, but trust me, we paid for it later. haha)

PS - Stay tuned for TOFINO SHORE, Starring Tara Yaz as T-Bagg, Lori Argyle as Larry, Meagn Cordeiro as The Unicorn, Liz Smith as Lizbo and yours truly as Bulldogg. Also featuring the GASH! coming to you in Summer 2011!!!

north vancouver boys

lizbo.. i found this and thought of you! enjoy.

backstreets back

Friday night, 11pm, I just finished up my first solo closing shift at work. I'm tired, i'm cranky, and I still have a 20 min drive home to look forward to. I start radio surfing for some good tunes to keep me awake, and what do I find? Virgin Radio is having a MINI BACKSTREET BOYS CONCERT! Be still my beating heart! So here I am, cruising home, windows down, the BSB pumping, and all of a sudden i'm 12 years old again. I can't help but belt my heart out to every word, every rhyme, every harmony! In the middle of a classic AJ bridge (my fave part of every song!), i'm singing my little heart out into an air microphone at a red light when I look over and in the car next to me is a group of people pointing and laughing at me. Don't judge me, monkeys!!! What is it about these balding old washed up men singing little boy songs that turns intelligent, mature (okay, kind of mature) women into screaming, hormone crazed pre teens again? I guess that is just one of those infinite universe questions that will never be answered!!
ps - yes, that is the backstreet boys in the background of my picture. it's okay if you're jealous.

geezers do bieber

This video is soooo horribly wrong and inappropriate... which clearly means I thought it was HILARIOUS and had to post it for you lucky people.

what part of forever

I am still baffled at how such a terrible movie could have such an amazing soundtrack. This tune is by Cee-Lo Green (from Gnarls Barkley) called What Part of Forever from the Twilight: Eclipse Soundtrack. Enjoy :)

you've got the right to be my bitch!

a little friday, a little conan.

passport precious

If you're lucky, you live in a small town in the boons so the only way you can get your passport is to send it in by mail way ahead of time and be done with it. If you're like me, you're really smart (and when i say smart, i mean completely retarded) and wait til the very last possible minute (and when i say wait, i mean forget) to get your passport and have to go into the dreaded passport office.

Hailing from a small town in the boons, i wasn't sure what to expect from my very first passport office experience. As soon as i walked in i could feel the tense energy in the air. The Guard at the door (who had to have been at least 80 years old and could have been taken out by my 8 year old cousin) ushered everyone into a line up where they stared ahead until it was their turn and raced to the counter. Once they got all their papers and crap into a little bag, they gripped onto that bad boy like they were gollum and that bag was the freakin' ring of mordor. Then they sat and waited, intensely staring at the automatic number system, only looking away to scan the room to make sure no one is going to try to steal their precious. I was looking around and caught one guys eyes, and i swear he looked TERRIFIED of the fact that i was looking at him! Ok buddy, just becuase my name sounds like "Shire", i'm really short and i kind of resemble samwise gamgee, doesn't mean i'm a hobbit who's trying to steal your precious. Calm yourself.

how to trick people into thinking you're good looking

coco for the win

Just heard that the late Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien received 4 Emmy nominations for Outstanding art direction for variety, music or nonfiction programming; Outstanding directing for a variety, music or comedy series; Outstanding variety, music or comedy series and Outstanding writing for a variety, music or comedy series ! In your face Leno! High fives all around!!!

hump day amusement

Do me a favor and head to http://www.google.ca/, type in 2204355 and hit 'i'm feeling lucky'. Trust me, you won't regret it!!

those zeros, they're magnetic

The first time I heard this song (Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros), my immediate reaction was "What in the honky tonk hell is this crap?!", but now I can't seem to get enough of it. It's one of those big smile happy time summer songs. Enjoy :)

tentacled genius

I'm not really one who cares much for soccer, (besides the fact that I'm a smidgy bit proud the netherlands are gonna be in the final), but what I do care for is PSYCHIC OCTOPUSES!!!!!! This magical little creature resides in Berlin and has apparently successfully predicted all of Germany's wins in the world cup so far... but today?? Paul (that's the octopuses name.. hilarious!) predicted that *drum roll please* SPAIINNNNN will be victorious in their game tomorrow. Something tells me that Oracle Paul is gonna need some extra security if he's right. (Which of course he will be, why WOULDN'T an octopus be psychic and geniunely care about who is going to win a soccer game.. i mean OBVIOUSLY he knows what soccer is and doesn't just go for whatever food they put in the boxes that is tastier! OBVIOUSLY.) That is all.

SPOILER ALERT!!!
JUNE 7 - UPDATE: Holy crap, this octopus is a freakin' genius. Spain comes out victorious in a 1-0 win against Germany. That's it... i'm putting all my stocks into psychic octopuses.

that baby is an asshole

NEWSFLASH: Just because you've got a "baby on board" sign on the back of your car, doesn't make me feel any differently about you driving like an asshole. I think that an "asshole on board" sign would be more appropriate, because then it would count for you AND your stupid baby... because let's face it, all babies are assholes. They poop themselves, can't eat without spilling everywhere, throw tantrums when they want something... I wish I lived in a world where I could act like a baby and not be considered a ginourmous bunghole.

Wanna read about more asshole babies? Check out http://www.yourbabyisanasshole.net/.

my liver wants a divorce

Over a week of late nights, early mornings and copious amounts of alcohol make for one seriously sleepy girl. I definitely need a vacation from my vacation. My brain is way too fried to come up with something clever to write about today but i just wanted to mention that my sisters wedding in the 'mat on June 30 was totally kick ass! It had the three essential things for making a wedding awesome: good food, good people and a little bit of cross dressing...

it's a dance off

it's friday... and do you know what that means?? COOONNNANNNNN!!!

home sweet kitimat

Tonight I am off to the land of the giant snowflake. Postings will probably be scarce this week.. my mom has decided to head back to the dark ages and cancel her internet service. Her reasoning? She no longer wants to, and i quote, 'live life in the fast lane!' (she told me not to write that in my blog.. sorry mom!). I'll try to post as much as I can about all of the awesomness Kitimat is bound to bring (you KNOW there is going to be a lot of it!).
Don't miss me too much!
-K

caught in the crossfire

The first single from Brandon Flowers (lead singer of The Killers) solo album. I've had this song on repeat since hearing it for the first time on Friday. Enjoy!

letters to lizbo

To some of you June 22 is just another day, but to me it is the day of birth of my fellow golden girl. A gigantic HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY to my partner in wiseness, my awesomeness equal, my bfff PIZZLE!

ps - lizbo, since it's your birthday i paid this guy to throw a puppy at you just like you wanted!!! you're welcome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

case of the mondays

Uh oh.. looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

It's days like today that i wish Monday's were optional. Like every Sunday a menu selection would pop up and ask you "would you like to have a Monday this week?" and 95% of the time my answer would be "no, you know what, SCREW Monday!" Unless of course that Monday is a holiday.. then by all means... embrace the Monday :)

I'm still recovering from weekend dance party injuries... my calves are so sore from dancing (aka jumping up and down while whipping my hair around) at the Blarney Stone all Saturday night that the last two days i've been walking around looking like a reh-tard... it is almost like if frankenstein and a penguin had a baby.. that's the way i'm walking. It's okay if you're jealous.

rootbeer is my homeboy

Anyone who has spent time with me in the last few months knows about my new found love for Rootbeer. What started off as an innocent rootbeer flirtation has turned into a full blown sugary, magically delicious obsession. I never really thought of myself as having an addictive personality until I moved into an apartment where the sweet sweet nectar flowed so freely. The following video is the result of Jeff trying to hide rootbeer on top of the cabinet so i wouldn't be able to reach it.... FAIL!

happy friday!

The only thing that makes a friday better is a little Conan O'Brien.

Enjoy :)

slicker than your average

If your hair is anything like mine, going a day without washing makes it greasier than a BP oil spill. I seriously don't know how i lived before dry shampoo (actually, that's a lie, i just wore my hair in endless amounts of pony tails). I've only tried one brand so I can't really brand compare right now, but AG fastFWD is a freakin' miracle product. Not only does it de-greasify your roots and strands, it gives you some serious va va voom volume. 2 thumbs up, 5 gold stars and one giant high 5 for this kick booty product. Retails for about 20 bucks - soooo worth it!

who throws a puppy?

The word on the street is that a student in Germany has got some beef with the Hells Angels. As you can imagine, this gentleman wanted some sort of revenge against the HA so he did the only logical thing... he threw a puppy at them. Yes, i typed that correctly. A PUPPY! Who throws a puppy?! Honestly!!! If I had a puppy thrown at me it would probably be the best day of my life. Free puppy!!! But here's the best part... While the HA started chasing him (probably to give him a hug, wouldn't you want to hug someone who just gave you a free puppy?!) he took off in his getaway vehicle. Can you guess what it was? A BULLDOZER!! This guy must be a hugaphobe or something to want to escape that badly that he had a freakin' bulldozer!

ps - if you ever feel the need to throw a puppy (preferably a wrinkley one), please throw it at me. that is all.

digging for gold

Another day, another commute. My windows are down and some Metric is playing on the radio. I'm waiting at a red light and look over to my right and there is a woman in the car next to me with her finger up her nose. I love how people think they are in private when they're in their cars, but in reality, EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU! I'm having a good giggle when all of a sudden this woman takes her finger out of her nose and sticks it in her MOUTH!!!!

Okay people, I can maybe get the whole picking your nose in public thing, maybe there's a winner up there that's been bugging you or maybe you are trying to make your nostrils bigger for better air flow or whatever but please, i am begging you, DO NOT EAT YOUR BOOGERS!!! I highly doubt that snacking on your boogeys has any nutritional value. The last time i checked, the nutritional value of dust, mucous and hair wasn't very high. MMmmmm dusty mucousy hair balls! ...

Enjoy!

-K

blogging is so hot right now...

Welcome to the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end! I've officially jumped on the blogging bandwagon. I figured it was pretty rude of me to NOT be sharing my awesomeness with the interweb so here you have it - a blog is born!

What to expect? Rockin' music, good reads, beauty tips, ridiculous opinions, and excessive amounts of Conan O'Brien.

Enjoy :)

-K