who throws a puppy?

The word on the street is that a student in Germany has got some beef with the Hells Angels. As you can imagine, this gentleman wanted some sort of revenge against the HA so he did the only logical thing... he threw a puppy at them. Yes, i typed that correctly. A PUPPY! Who throws a puppy?! Honestly!!! If I had a puppy thrown at me it would probably be the best day of my life. Free puppy!!! But here's the best part... While the HA started chasing him (probably to give him a hug, wouldn't you want to hug someone who just gave you a free puppy?!) he took off in his getaway vehicle. Can you guess what it was? A BULLDOZER!! This guy must be a hugaphobe or something to want to escape that badly that he had a freakin' bulldozer!

ps - if you ever feel the need to throw a puppy (preferably a wrinkley one), please throw it at me. that is all.